Nerdy boy 1: So they say that when a ghost is near bye, you hear the noise of a reindeer
Nerdy boy 2: what does a reindeer sound like?
Nerdy boy 1: A ghost.
On the L train heading towards Brooklyn, two forty something hipsters talking. One clearly leaning towards drunk:
old hipster 1: I love being underground
old hipster 2: on the train?
old hipster 1: yeah its my safe zone, my girlfriend can't call, text, or nag me here.
old hipster 2: so true man, so true.
Leaving Joshua Tree in Murry Hill at 1:45 am on Saturday night err Sunday morning.
Three sloppy buzzed white guys entering the bar.
Sloppy guy three: "I love this place- whenever I come, I get some."
Sloppy guy two: "lets get inside!."
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